1. You spelled my name wrong.
2. Mac students don’t give a fuck about what college guides say about us. Please write something outrageously bad, demeaning, and lowly about our school and our student body. Please. We don’t want more crowded freshmen classes. If you need help in getting an inside scoop on the suicides, child molesters, and rapers at Mac, I’ll be glad to help.
3. Our school newspaper is called “The Mac Weekly”, not otherwise.
4. FYI, You didn’t attach a job description in the email.
—– Original Message —–
From: Omid Gohari
Sent: Monday, September 15, 2003 10:32
Subject: Seeking Author and Editor for New Macalester College Guidebook – Interested?
College Prowler is in the midst of trying to find the right candidate to help us on our new Macalester College guidebook.
We would love to have some writers from The University Newspaper to be on board.
If you are interested, please contact me via phone (number below) or via email.
I’d like to setup an interview for the position.
Also, there is a job description attached