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  • 7:04 pm on November 26, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    I dreamt that CGP Grey had published a paper book about.. how to work using computers, or something like that. I half woke up from that dream 1) trying to recall details from the book and 2) slowly realizing that CGP Grey in the dream is not me, and realized: “ok this is kinda funny, need to record this”. By the time I started typing this, I had forgotten a lot of details.

    I had the dream in a semi first-person view and over-the-head view, but the voices coming from this person was definitely CGP Grey. A hand was turning the pages of the book and reading some sections aloud. Here are some lines from the book:

    Foreword:
    At first I wanted to call this book “The authority on computers” but my publisher changed it. Oh well.

    (pages in between)

    (chart)
    The old powers (duh):
    (icons of illustrator, indesign, photoshop with icon name underneath) Illustrator. InDesign. Photoshop.
    (plus sign)
    The new powers
    (icons of two other adobe applications.. can’t recall them now. with icon name underneath)

    Unfortunately there were no sights of a smartphone with Hello Internet being held, so I guess I missed my chance for the Hall of Fame.

     
  • 4:24 am on November 23, 2015 Permalink | Reply  

    Yongho: *cancels Audible membership*
    Audible: Are you sure?!?!?! You will lose all 5 of your credits!
    Yongho: Oh, okay. *Buys 5 books, using up all remaining credits*
    Yongho: *cancels Audible membership*
    Audible: We are sorry to see you go, whenever you change your mind, you can come back and use your remaining credits!

    Hey retention team, you can’t have it both ways and due to your intentionally vague language with short term gains in mind, you just lost another potential customer. Well done.

     
  • 7:33 am on November 11, 2015 Permalink | Reply  

    very enthusiastic two thumbs up 

    • very enthusiastic two thumbs up

    2015-11-10_23-27-54 2015-11-10_23-28-16 2015-11-10_23-28-27

     
  • 6:43 pm on November 10, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    Mobile Facebook feed today:

    • Legitimate post from former colleague about travel plans
    • Ad from Microsoft as “Sponsored post”
    • Legitimate one line update from former colleague
    • A fucking GIF/vid and I’m pretty sure the person listed as sharer didn’t actually mean to share that in their friends’ timeline. Followed by 2 comments posted by ppl in my network
    • Another fucking vid (AFV)
    • AFV
    • AFV
    • A little comment and link from high school friend
    • Legitimate post from former colleague

    Facebook. The Post-Monetization Discovery Channel.

     
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